Shit (The Melted Kind)
I accidentally put my ice cream in the fridge.
On another topic, I'll leave that last post up for a few days, so you can keep guessing. I want to give the guys a chance to guess. Because no matter how they claim opposite, I know the guys who read this blog. They've seen Disney movies and can definitely name at least one, if not all of the songs I have listed. Oh, and boys...when you try to defend your masculinity too much, it just makes you seem more girlie.
The answers will be posted in a few days.
The election is on Monday. Turnout for advanced polls was higher than last election, so that's a good sign. Everyone needs to vote. It's a privilege that too many people around the world are denied. While I may mock you for the party you choose to vote for, deep down, I respect you for exercising your right to vote. Even if it's for the wrong party.
Now, as promised, here's the party I'm voting for:
Come on, you saw this one coming.
posted by Soulfood @ 6:42 p.m.
4 comments
4 Comments:
Ok, seriously. I have no clue about the Disney songs. I'm sure I've seen a lot of 'em(or heard) but Just hearing it once or twice doesn't mean I remember it. Plus, even though Disney has a lot of great movies, it's been a long time since I've seen any of them. None of us claimed to not know any cause were men..your just saying that to make us tell you some names..WEll, you said no using the internet, and without it, I've got nothing for ya.
I know two lines I believe, but I'm much to manly to say anything. That's why I'm considered the gayest out of my friends... you know, because I'm manly and don't wear tight shirts...
BACK AWAY
So do I get a prize or something you fascist?
It suprises me that someone with such "intimate" ties to the communist pary is voting Conservative. Is there something you should be telling Mao, Fidel and Joseph?
Michael Moore Statement on Canadian Election
Oh, Canada -- you're not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That's a joke, right? I know you have a great sense of humor, and certainly a well-developed sense of irony, but this is no longer funny. Maybe it's a new form of Canadian irony -- reverse irony! OK, now I get it. First, you have the courage to stand against the war in Iraq -- and then you elect a prime minister who's for it. You declare gay people have equal rights -- and then you elect a man who says they don't. You give your native peoples their own autonomy and their own territory -- and then you vote for a man who wants to cut aid to these poorest of your citizens. Wow, that is intense! Only Canadians could pull off a hat trick of humor like that. My hat's off to you.
Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do. You already have too many Americans telling you what to do. Well, actually, you've got just one American who keeps telling you to roll over and fetch and sit. I hope you don't feel this appeal of mine is too intrusive but I just couldn't sit by, as your friend, and say nothing. Yes, I agree, the Liberals have some 'splainin' to do. And yes, one party in power for more than a decade gets a little... long. But you have a parliamentary system (I'll bet you didn't know that -- see, that's why you need Americans telling you things!). There are ways at the polls to have your voices heard other than throwing the baby out with the bath water.
These are no ordinary times, and as you go to the polls on Monday, you do so while a man running the nation to the south of you is hoping you can lend him a hand by picking Stephen Harper because he's a man who shares his world view. Do you want to help George Bush by turning Canada into his latest conquest? Is that how you want millions of us down here to see you from now on? The next notch in the cowboy belt? C'mon, where's your Canadian pride? I mean, if you're going to reduce Canada to a cheap download of Bush & Co., then at least don't surrender so easily. Can't you wait until he threatens to bomb Regina? Make him work for it, for Pete's sake.
But seriously, I know you're not going to elect a guy who should really be running for governor of Utah. Whew! I knew it! You almost had me there. Very funny. Don't do that again. God, I love you, you crazy cold wonderful neighbors to my north. Don't ever change.
Michael Moore
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