Why???
Why does my living room smell like a hospital?? Does anyone know of any type of food that when it goes bad it smells like hospital?? Cause maybe that food is under my couch. I'm not sure. I haven't bothered to look under there yet.
posted by Soulfood @ 12:53 a.m.
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Well people die in hospitals, so you would expect the smell of rotting flesh and excrement to be fairly prominent.
Have you looked for a dead animal or have you taken a dump behind your couch lately?
I think it's because in another dimesion, there is a hospotal where your house is and there is a smell portal between the two somewhere. I would suggest looking for the portal, it will be where the smell is strongest but within 2 inches of it there will be no smell...Once you have found it plug your nose and chant "Anduin Carapathic Notadima Crutos", spin counter-clockwise twice and touch your nose. It will then be gone...I would leave your nose plugged for another 2 minutes if your anywhere within 20 feet of where the portal was..You can get by without the plugging of the nose but the smell is very foul once you start chanting that portal closer.
Maybe her house was built on an ancient Indian hospital ground?!
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