Killer Parents
Well, I can't believed I've lived so long. Because I just found out that my parents are MURDERERS!!!!!
Coming home to Saskatoon today, my mom hit a bird with the car and KILLED it!!! It was a little yellow bird. Smooshed forever.
And my dad...oh, him...he MURDERED two baby birds!! He found them in a nest and beat them to death!!!
Seriously, watch out Big Bird.
posted by Soulfood @ 10:37 p.m.
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4 Comments:
Oh no, two baby pigeons gone forever........forgive me if I don't give a shit.
And yet she was totally unscathed when I told her how many pigeons I kill. I bet in the past 4 yeas i've killed a couple dozen of the winged rats.
Come with me for a ride in my car. It seems to attract animals, I've killed a duck, 3 cats, a raccoon, like 20 birds, another animal not sure what it was, and lots of gophers. Gophers are the funniest cuz my car is low enough to the ground that it chops off their heads and then they stay in their till you fish them out.
Where the heck do you drive Danny? You know, driving in the ditches is illegal, right?
Seriously though, I can't see hitting more than about 12 animals a year, max. Pedestrians and cyclists included. I think my grand total, lifetime, is 10.
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