Contest!!!
I just wanted to remind everyone about my contest. The only entries I have received so far are the one's you've seen in the comments of my blog as well as one I received by Danny through e-mail. And Danny, that's just not going to cut it. Sorry. :(
So get your funny bones working and think of some great jokes!!!!!
posted by Soulfood @ 3:13 p.m.
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What's the best way to stop a baby that's swinging on a telephone pole.......WITH A SHOVEL!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!
So I have to enter twice WTF. Fine. Got a good one here, You can add stuff to it for effect if you want tho but here. These 2 (Steve and Dave)newfies were out fishing. They get to drinking and talking as all newfies do. Steve catches way more fish then Dave. Dave ask Steve what's his secret. Steve says I got a lure in my tackle box, it's right next to the 10 inch bic and my magic Genie. "You have a magic Genie!" Dave says. Yes I do. Can I use it. You sure can. Dave reaches in the tackle box and picks up the Genie. My friend here says you can grant me a wish. Aye I cin. Vat would you like. I'd like a million bucks. OTAY says, "says the Genie." Just then a million ducks start falling from the sky. What the hell id wrong with you..you.. stupid Genie, I said I wanted a million bucks, not ducks. What am i gonna do with a million ducks?. Steve tries to calm down Dave and says that his Genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 10 inch bic??
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