Damn Shoes!
I can't tie my shoes. Sure, I'm 20, but I still can't do it. I mean, I can get them tied...they just don't STAY tied. What am I doing wrong!? I just don't get it...I tighten them as much as I possibly can, but they're always undone the next time I look at them!
Obviously Mrs. Cooney's Rabbit Ear Theorem is complete bullshit.
posted by Soulfood @ 7:41 p.m.
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9 Comments:
WHAT'S THE SUPRISE!
I too almost failed Kindergarten because of my damn shoes!! I think I tied them once and that got me my checkmark, but I never tied them successfully again. And that tie probably came undone.
I almost failed kindergarten because I was smoking a crack rock in the girls washroom. Like it was my fault.
I think you're all insane. My shoes tie fine, I think your lazy laces are the problem.
Yeah... I almost failed kindergarten for letting Mr. Jordon steal that gingerbread man.... I was framed damnit!!
I have no recollection of learning to tie my laces.
Go for it!
it's those stubby pilon fingers that you have! Didn't you notice that dad just leaves them tied all the time! I think mom ties them for him so that they stay. Double knot them, didn't you learn that in kindergarten!!!???
I just leave my shoes tied but that's not because my fingers are stubby it's because I'm too lazy to bend over and tie them
See, I've always done that. The problem is, then I just slip my feet in and out, and then I don't have any back to my shoes!! Then my heels hurt and I have to buy new shoes. So, to try and make them last longer, I want to actually untie the shoelaces.
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