HUGE NEWS!!
OK, I have two things to report on.
First, the Calgary Stampeders have BANNED Gainer the Gopher from coming to the playoff game this weekend. They say that Calgary fans have been paid to be entertained by their mascot, Ralph the Dog, and that Gainer would distract. Totally ignoring the fact that most of their fans are from Saskatchewan. Dicks.
Second, Bob Barker is finally retiring from the Price is Right!!! That's right, he'll be 83 when he finishes next June. Man, he is soooo old. But he's great.
Anyway, just thought everyone needed to know this information.